A pretty picture.... almost as pretty as me.

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 So i came home today and i thought, what could i do to kill some time....(without running around shooting the air obviously!)..... I started designing. Also gonna talk about the alpha testing on the Bunker level as i kinda forgot about that, but i will do that in the end.

So i started by 'coming' out with this image.... (MW2 fans might recognise this)

 It eventually, with alot of hard and tough work, evolved into this thing under here.... I know its not pretty yet but its just what i called the alpha stage.

 I added some badga ears, fixed this and that..... and TADAAAAA.... Came up with this thing under here..... I know its not great but ah well. It will be used on Failout and in Failout's methods of outside communication so to speak.

The Badger >.< Face. By Failout.

That taken care of i shall now speak about and show you a portion of the very detailed and well written report from the alpha stage Bunker level Test Report......
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Bugs Found: 1
Bugs Fixed: 1
Ants and Mantises found: 67
Ants and Mantises killed: 0


Level Grade: (Alpha test) 9/10
Observations: Needs more tubes. And sausages.


Din's word to describe the level: Failtastic
Lp's word to describe the level: Incalculable
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Thats a small portion of the report sent to the development team of failout about the alpha tests.... Din was the first person to die in the game! *clap*
I was the first person to get lost in the game! *clap*
And we loved it. Nothing else to say.

With that my young FailReaders i leave you..... eat all your asparagus and sausages!
May the Fail shine upon you!

Lp, Producer and Lead Tester.

Still here.

TweetHello, It's me. Lp. Yes.
I have not yet abandoned this project, although i am rather busy with certain affairs at the moment. I was developing some sort of weaponry the last time i worked for failout so i shall resume that as soon as possible.
I will still abuse my fellow badga and his followers and obviously produce .... kinda.
Love you all, More than Badga loves his sausages.

Lp

R@ndom

Hello, I'm Lp the Pr0ducer.
Today Din left for a Gay bar and Badga had to do badger stuff so they left me all by myself to post. I thought of trillions of ideas and stuff to talk about but i didn't find anything funny enough. I guess i could talk about my week.
So i trolled facebook the other day, Found out Badga is a badger with antlers and Din can make fire with his bare hands! That was cool.
I knocked my head on the cupboard and ..... cant remember much after that.
Fell on the mud in the middle of a storm, ruined my favourite Tshirt (Urban dictionary, Bradge)
Tried to post and cried about how fail my post was and ..... Thats all i did this week besides getting drunk and throwing up.
I am deeply sorry for the FailPost but as you can imagine, I am rather drunk at the moment.

This is Lp reporting from The Land of the Drunk,
Love you all! And sausages too!(PS. wrote all that to say that tomorrow there will be a special edition Lp post! containing detailed information about whats going to happen in the next weeks of failout!)

The Search for the truth

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Hello, I'ts me! Lp, the Pr0ducer.

Earlier on today, after I recovered from my mental breakdown, I resumed the search for the meaning of life, 'le raison d'etre', 'a razão para viver'..... 'What does a producer actually do?'.
I came across the following definitions:

1. A person who produces.

2. An apparatus for making producer gas.

3. Person responsible for the financial and administrative aspects of a stage, film, television, or radio production; the person who exercises general supervision of a production and is responsible chiefly for raising money, hiring technicians and artists, etc., required to stage a play, make a motion picture, or the like.

Ok, so the 1st definition confused me and the 3rd was just waaaay too long! (MANIC!!!), which made me reach the conclusion that I'm meant to make producer gas! Finally, I found my part in this project!
My next move will be finding what producer gas (aka air gas) is but meanwhile I willl just comment on my fellows' work!

Badga great job! Can i hax beige?
Din where the f*ck are you?! You better be learning how to keep us (well, get us eventually) out of jail!

Anyways, thats me for today!
Seriously,
Lp the Producer.

'Errrrr can i hax pr0ducer?', a day in the life of Lp

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Hello, I'm FailLp and I'm currently the Pr0ducer (Yes, i will be refering to myself as Pr0ducer (Yes, my e-peen is huge)) of Project Failout.  I'm going to be honest here, I got no idea what producers do or are supposed to do so i will just be writting embarrassing reviews of Failbadga's Experiments.
I'm currently being sued by several companies, mainly due to my schemes (aka frauds) that might have possibly gone slightly wrong. I got a corpse-pet named Richard, a Dead Lizard, and I am looking for a cat so i can stroke him after my epic evil quotes.
Just to finish my quick review about my fail of a life, I am going to present the following points:

1. Can i haz money?!
2. Can i haz SAUSAGE?!
3. WTF do producers do -.-?!?

 Seriously though,
Lp